Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm bleeding and have questions
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
