Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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