I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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