Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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