Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Of course I have a pirate flag
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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