he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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