I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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