wanna go halves on a baby?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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