One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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