he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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