wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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