I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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