Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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