So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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