ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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