we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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