Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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