No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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