i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He did a backflip because drugs
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