Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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