i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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