what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
