Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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