yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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