It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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