It's Friday. Sex?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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