I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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