PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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