Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
vagina is talking i cant
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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