It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
