I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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