Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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