CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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