i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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