nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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