My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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