We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Is it penis luge time yet?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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