Having a random hookup so left but love u
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
