Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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