Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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