The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
whose parrot is this?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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