You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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