I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
