What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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