what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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