so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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