Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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