So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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