I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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