there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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